Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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