One girl and one boy is just not enough.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
Randomize