He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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