I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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