i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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