everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
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