the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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