The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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