I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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