Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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