I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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