dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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