what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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