Dual....:-)
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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