ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
he shaved USA in his pubs
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
It was like getting head from an anaconda
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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