There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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