Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
I don't think brook has ever known best
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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