This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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