i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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