hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Found your dick twin last night
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize
