Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
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