so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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