so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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