Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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