Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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