Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
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