i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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