i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
tell me about the fingering
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Randomize
