So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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