Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
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