I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
handjob tips. give me some.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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