But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
These tits shall not be calmed
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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