so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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