TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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