im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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