Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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