I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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