STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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