Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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