Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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