IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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