This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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