How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I'm bleeding and have questions
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