I swear she didn't look like that last week.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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