you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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