just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
They took my balls.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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