The brown eye won't let me do that either.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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