I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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