and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
