Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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