I hate your face
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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