i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
I party with great urgency now.
Randomize
