Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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