I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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