Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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