I just cut my nipple shaving
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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