Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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