Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
What drink are we having for lunch?
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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